Note: I really need to learn to write this stuff down right when/after it happens so I don’t forget things ;p
I had to make myself wake up this afternoon. Not in a “Ugh, I don’t wanna wake uuuup” kinda way. More in a “Holy crap, this dream is freaking me the HELL out, and I just wanna make sure I’m actually dreaming” kinda way. The very basic of it is that some computer genius had inadvertently produced a new type of computer that became a vector for some kind of weird alien techno-organic virus that has the ability to spread through both electronics and living creatures.
Yeah.
The whole thing played out like some kind of strange movie. There was an “aside” of the computer inventor genius guy talking to someone else about how he was going to be rich and famous because of this new machine, etc, etc. And while he’s talking, somehow the alien virus sneaks into the machine and begins propogating across the “new” internet that is supposed to make this machine so wonderful. Like, it’s kind of like an electric transfer or something. There’s no mutant critter sneaking into the machine. It just kinda zaps into it, or something.
Then it switches to me, and I’m marveling over this great new laptop I’ve acquired (from aforementioned computer genius guy). Now, at this point in the dream, apparently, the virus is a known problem (though the jump to living creatures hasn’t been connected yet), but for some reason I was thinking that I could keep it from hitting me, even though, it seemed like the rest of the world was in chaos. Though that could’ve just been dream weirdness, and not necessarily connected to the virus (yet :p).
Anyway, I’m not going to go through the whole thing, because there was a good portion of the dream that was me playing with this computer, and catching the virus a bunch of times before it could infect my system, and kind of laughing at people who it caught. Apparently the system used fingerprint recognition for multiple functions, one of which was getting rid of virii (which apparently also includes using radar or something like that to detect where — or at least which direction — the infection originally came from). But, eventually people started getting sick, and I noticed that all the people I knew that were sick also had the virus in their machines. So I kind of put two and two together, and figured it out.
So all of a sudden I’m extremely paranoid about being anywhere near anyone that’s got this virus either on their computer, or on themselves, and am constantly telling people to cover their faces and take all kinds of weird precautions if they’re around anyone that’s sick, etc., etc. Well, near the end, somehow this sneaky alien virus thing managed to get into my system without me knowing. Basically, I was checking to make sure my system was clean, and it seemed alright. But once the scan was done, the screen kind of went red, and the little virus indicator light thingy blipped on, and my jaw just dropped and I was like, “Oh shit.” So I do the little radar scan thing to see if I can figure out how the heck it managed to get in there, and the little..um..thingy (at times it was like one of those radar dishes you see on ships, and sometimes it was just a vague notion of something indicating direction) spun around beeping for a minute then pointed at me, then spun around for a minute more and stopped working.
But then the entire machine started moving. It kinda jumped around a little, then made a bee-line straight for me. It freaked me the hell out, and all I could think to do was hit the fingerprint pad to shut it off. Apparently it worked, because it stopped jumping around and the computer turned off. At some point in this part of the dream, I suddenly started worrying that I wasn’t dreaming, and suddenly wondered what the hell was going to happen if this was all real.
Anyway, so, of course, I go screaming out to my dad and try to tell him about the virus making people sick, and about what happened. But he’s in the middle of packing the car so we can evacuate (like I said, weird chaos) and didn’t want to listen. But I grabbed his arm and was like, “You have to look! Look what this thing is doing!” so I put the computer on the car and start it up, and proceed to go through the whole radar search thingy again. This time the radar points at me, and the machine starts beeping and going crazy and jumping around at me all at the same time.
I think probably the only funny thing about this entire dream was the look on my dad’s face when he saw that. His jaw just dropped, and he looked like I’d felt the first time it happened. Heh, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if I grinned like an idiot in my sleep. Anyway, so I grab the computer and try to shut it off again, but it starts to clamp closed. I manage to wedge my fingers in there before it can all the way and am trying to pry it back open. My dad and someone else (random vague dream person) are trying to help me, or pull the thing away from me or something. And I realize that I must have the virus too, and am terrified that it’ll spread to them, and I scream out for them to get the hell away from me, as I’m struggling with this laptop. It ends up closing on my left hand (though it doesn’t hurt for some reason), and I’m now trying to get my fingers out. And I’m yelling at them to stay the hell away, and that they have to tell everyone what the heck is going on.
Right before I woke up, I managed to get my hand free. It’s actually kind of more like the machine spits it out. and clamped around my fingers (kinda stuck) is a piece of the laptop. I pry it off my fingers and open it up and realize it’s the fingerprint pad, and just think, “Oh, this is bad…” (implying that the virus/computer doesn’t need a user anymore, and is some evil thing bent on world domination *MUAHAHAHAAA*). Um, anyway, at this point, I think to myself, that I absolutely have to wake myself up (even if I still want to see what happens), and make sure that it’s not real. So suddenly I open my eyes, and I’m laying on my stomache, and my heart is pounding and I’m breathing hard like I’m terrified :p
The end. Thank ye gods.